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Jokes are a great way to relieve stress. Life can be hard, and humor can help us through trying times. I love jokes and I want to share them with the world. That is why I am offering to tell jokes for free to anyone who could use them. Just call me at (828) 989-9459 and ask Kent for your free joke today or any day. Here is a sample: Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize? He won because he was outstanding in his field! Now, that's funny. Seriously.

— Kent Purser
Asheville

— marvinpurser@yahoo.com, 989-9459

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