Joe Dunn’s comeback cut short after suffering concussion during pre-season debate drills
Southeastern US has worst obesity rate; Northeast nagging not helping
Asheville children going to mall and littering after telling their parents they’re spending the night in a friend’s rain barrel
Ridgeline wildfire still uncontained 3 days after Swain County man backs up boasts about lovemaking prowess
Sharing knitting needles leading cause of elderly sniffles Also, quitting intravenous street drugs
Report: 1 in 4 US teen girls have STD; other 3 have rash from excessive heavy petting
NBA draft in a nutshell: mostly tall guys picked
Producer of shirtless calendar faces Mormon elders’ verdict, after they finish masturbating
Tired of being national laughingstock, W. Virginia encourages WNC to form own state
Wishy-Washy Monthly names Mission Hospitals “Most Wired” and “Most Wireless”
Exercise slows Alzheimer’s; long jogs not recommended

