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My dearest __________ (local food product),
As I awoke this __________ (time of day) and gazed upon the shimmering __________ (downtown Asheville building), my thoughts could not help but turn to your __________ (adjective) __________ (body part). It almost made my own __________ (body part) blush. And it made me feel like I could __________ (verb) like a __________ (type of animal).
On this special Valentine's Day, I would love nothing more than to __________ (verb) with you. First, I want bring you to __________ (favorite local restaurant) for a wonderful dinner of __________ (type of animal) sushi. If they don't have that on the menu, I'll drive us to __________ (favorite fast-food restaurant) and order fried __________ (body part). We can take it to go and drive up to a __________ (adjective) spot on __________ (local road). As we gaze longingly into each others' __________ (body part), we can ponder the romantic sounds of __________ (name of local band). After we eat, I'll take your __________ (body part) in my __________ (body part) and we can dance as if we're at all alone at __________ (local music venue).
Then, just when you think our __________ (adjective) date can't get any more __________ (adjective), I'll give you a __________ (adjective) surprise. I'll take off the __________ (article of clothing) I got at the __________ (local discount department store) and sing you a song I secretly wrote while busking at __________ (downtown spot) last __________ (holiday) about a dream I had.
In the dream, the two of us uncovered an evil plot by __________ (a Buncombe County Commissioner) to kidnap __________ (a member of Asheville City Council) in a desperate act of __________ (noun). The mayor rewarded us for our heroism by giving us enough money to retire and buy a fabulous __________ (type of house) in __________ (an Asheville neighborhood). We lived __________ (adverb) ever after, spending our time washing the __________ (noun) and watching low-budget __________ (film genre) movies on local TV station __________ (Local station).
I know it was just a dream, __________ (term of endearment), but I want to make you __________ (emotion) as a __________ (noun). Basically, I want to be your __________ (noun). Won't you please be my __________ (adjective) __________ (noun) too?
Love,
Your __________ (local food product)
