Day: November 22, 2011

• Iron Man III to film in NC;
Will feature scene-stealing
‘Arn Man’ character
spewing homespun drollery

• 500K fewer visitors to
Smokies this year;
Bad Bob’s Parkway Exit
Jiggle Shack left reeling

• Plastic injection firm
NYPRO to spend $7M
on new WNC factory

26 new employees will be hired
to replace former employees who
were tragically injected with
plastic at previous factory

• After taking off from
Asheville Regional,
pilot accidentally locks self
in airplane lavatory;
sets off fears of
terrorist attack

Upon breaking door open,
passengers wished for hijacking

• Judges select 105.9
The Mountain Rock Girl
Pageant 2011 spokes-breasts

• ECU lockdown triggered
by man with golf umbrella

“It could’ve been a
Mary Poppins-type
magical umbrella,”
campus police explain

• Scientist reports 2nd sighting
of faster-than-light neutrinos

Can only be seen peripherally
when scientist is really tired