Milquetoast Xpress parody site launches

There’s a certain kind of flattery associated with being the subject of a parody. In this modern age, it may be the best indication that you’ve finally “made it.” After all, for something to be worth parodying, it has to be relevant enough for other people to get the joke. If the new Milquetoast Xpress parody site is any indication, we’ve finally joined the big leagues of local media.

Snowy Buddha

“Even Buddha contemplates his snowy navel this morning,” Ashevillean (and frequent Xpress contributor) Zen Southerland tweeted this morning, with this picture of Buddha, the berries and the snow.

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